The forgotten man

You got to love how things come out about the super bowl about a week after its over. an this one makes me smile cause i despise Bill Bellchick. "This is still a Cruz and Nicks game. I mean, I know we're right on 'em; it's tight. But those are still the guys. Make 'em go to Manningham, make 'em go to Pascoe, alright? But let's make sure we get Cruz and Nicks." The above quote is from Bill him self. one play after this Elli connects with  Mario Mannigham for arguably the biggest play of the game. furthermore  the Giants went to manigham on the next 4 plays.  Now i love when things blow up in Bills face like his cheating, but thats neither hear nor there. it just goes to the ideal of from a defensive stand point when the game is on the line u can not just single out certiant players on the offense because in today's NFL there is so much of offensive talent. to me it shows ignorance from a "champion" coach to try to only focus on two players and set his defense to do the same.  Coaches in the NFL need to get away from planning defense around offense players and back to planning defense around the actual offense itself.

why do they use both hands

why do squirrels always use both hands when eating a nut. i would like to see just one squirrel who was lazy and was like screw it i will just use one hand. i would pay to see it. i will always wonder about it.

The real Bowser

ohh yeah the real Bowser and jr. I wanna make video game characters using real live animals of course i will be careful not to hurt them or scar them. any creative ideas ?

Sauced

You got to love when sports stars screw up. i mean not that i want bad things to happen to people its just when sport stars screw up it always in some grand or funny way. case in point Knowshon Moreno a Denver bronco, who had a lackluster season and whos season ended with a  knee injury in week 10, was charged with a dui and reckless driving. now what makes this even better is the fact that his license plate read "sauced". i just find that perfect. he was driving through a construction zone going 70 in a Bentley with a sauced license plate while driving under the influence. Just a perfect combination of irony and justice. in the end this may just be the beginning of a down spiral for Moreno who was benched in Denver for  Mcgahee.

welcome

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